Apple Cancels Christmas too!

Stendig 2009 Wall Calendar in our kitchen

As a followup to my last post

From another press release:

CUPERTINO, California—December 16, 2008—Apple® today announced that this is the last year for Christmas. Philip Schiller, Apple’s senior vice president of Worldwide Product Marketing, spoke at a joint press conference held with Santa Claus at the North Pole this morning. He announced: “Apple has been honored to work with the North Pole the last several years to make Christmas possible, however, we have decided together that this is the last year for Christmas.” more…

Hilarious! I’m amazed at how quickly people can turn these things out. :)