Right now, if you go to google and search for “poo eater” or “disgusting burgers” I will have the number one results for each. I’m number one… I’m number one!
Why would someone search for these you ask? I don’t know either, but someone did. I saw it in my referrer log. Anyway, it doesn’t really matter because… I’m number one… I’m number one!
I’m saddened to report that you’ve dropped to third for “poo eater” but you’re still number one for “disgusting burgers”.
Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.